Roster Rodeo - Multi-Positional Shufflings

Roster Rodeo - Multi-Positional Shufflings

Welcome to a new installment of Roster Rodeo, an occasional series where I discuss roster construction and manipulation ideas that I have experimented with. I’m not a deeply mathematically inclined fantasy player and I often...

26 Mar 2019

Real Baseball - Tokyo Opening Series

Real Baseball - Tokyo Opening Series

Meeting “Minivish” (that’s what the jersey read) and “Mininaka” was an unexpected highlight. Watching baseball in different cities, countries, stadiums, seasons, and degrees of competitiveness has become something of a hobby of mine, so imagine...

23 Mar 2019

Friday Night Fish Fry - 3 Ottoneu Post-Auction Adds

Friday Night Fish Fry - 3 Ottoneu Post-Auction Adds

Peoplepeoplepeoplepeople! It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby I’m about to… work 21 hours over the next two days because I graduated in 2009 and all of the jobs created since the Great Recession are contract work....

22 Mar 2019

Dollar Dog Night - 20 $1 Ottoneu Players

Dollar Dog Night - 20 $1 Ottoneu Players

Forgive me I’ll have to forego my typical low rent Grey Albright shtick in favor of brevity CURSE YOU PROCRASTINATION! Let’s keep this brief, shall we? Boxer brief. Plain and simple, this is a list...

15 Mar 2019

Dos and Dont's for Ottonoobs

Dos and Dont

Ok, maybe not 10 things and probably not really about things you shouldn’t do, but rather some general observations from a dude who went through his first Ottoneu auction. Probably mostly useless for all of...

12 Mar 2019

Auction Prep - an Ottoneu How-to

Auction Prep - an Ottoneu How-to

Alright, Can of Corners (Canners of Corn? tCoCs? maybe don’t Google that last one unless you’re into that sorta thing…), it’s finally time. I’m on the clock and so are you. It’s draft season, baby!...

11 Mar 2019

Nevermind the Baseballocks

Nevermind the Baseballocks

Well hello there. I’m the resident fantasy baseball novice who is giving Ottoneu a whirl this year. This will be a bit more prose than science so if you are looking for hot stats this...

08 Mar 2019

Choosing a Team - an Ottoneu How-to

Choosing a Team - an Ottoneu How-to

Whether you’re new to fantasy baseball or you’re a salty vet, joining your first Ottoneu league likely seems overwhelming. So I’ve put together this quick and easy guide to help you get a leg up...

04 Mar 2019

Roster Rodeo - Lassoing More SP Value

Roster Rodeo - Lassoing More SP Value

Welcome to the first installment of Roster Rodeo, an occasional series where I’ll discuss roster construction and manipulation ideas that I have experimented with and rodeo puns and metaphors as they amuse me. I’m not...

04 Mar 2019

Hello and Welcome

Hello and Welcome

Hello and welcome to The Can of Corn, a website dedicated to Ottoneu fantasy baseball. Much like Jim Halpert after Dunder Mifflin was bought by Sabre, you’re probably wondering, “What’s going on?” Hi. I’m Christian...

27 Feb 2019
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